See who is back...Did you miss me?Well,i finally got out of that crap contract i signed with a magazine so now i can write at will.Remember i promised to publish this piece a long time ago?I finally got around to doing just that,i hope your enjoy it.Happy reading.
Tony Tetula:I won't blame you if you don't remember this dude but i am sure you still do.Born Anthony Olanrewaju,this former member of The Remedies had a few hits with the group Remedies (along with Eedris Abdulkareem and Eddy Montana) before he was thrown out of the group.He instantly became successful as a solo artist largely on the ground of sympathy on how he was booted out of the group.The problem for Tony now is that he simply can't keep up with the pace at which the Music scene is moving.He hasn't had a major hit since ''Two women''.All his latest efforts has refused to make any major impact.My verdict is that Tony should try and blend in with the latest trend in the industry,work with young and hot producers and who knows,there might still be more from this native of Kwara state.
Jazzman Olofin:Did i hear you scream oh my God...!!!!The shawarma man as i prefer to call him came into the lime light a couple of years ago with buddy Lexy doo.Had a few hits togetherbefore they parted ways but then just like Uncle Tony,things got rough when the younger boys started vexing.Uncle Jazzy couldn't just match up with what these younger boys were spiting and instead of changing style,he stuck with his old gun and has been firing blank ever since.My verdict is that there is simply nothing more,we will forever remember ''Iya e lofi jo'' but please stop,just give it up.Your latest effort with Haruna Ishola jnr was simply wack,i actually mean very wack.Since you hardly do a track without mentioning shawarma,i suggest you open a shawarma spot.Who know a Jazzman shawarma spot might just be a more lucrative venture.
Mode nine and Rugged-man:I will like to put these two sworn enemies in the same category.While i do respect both of them for what they spit,i think they both decided to pick up a fight at the wrong time.Instead of concentrating on staying relevant in the rap game,these two agbaya's are busy slugging it out on been crowned Naija's rap king.Unfortunately,while both Agbaya were busy on the battle field,a very short,black young man from Jos who goes by the name M.I stole the crown.To make it worse,these Agbaya did not even notice there are fighting over a crown we all have given to Naija's rap messiah.My verdict goes thus:Uncle Mode nine,you are tight but you need to make yourself more audible,listen to M.i or Naeto c,we simply can't hear you.Biko,improve asap or become totally irrelevant.A few commercial tracks too won't hurt.For the other Agbaya,Rugged man,am not surprised at your fate,when you took on older colleagues a couple of years ago and took some of them and even their careers to the cleaner,we all knew one day,nemesis will catch up with you.Leave clothing and dissing and concentrate on making hits.Consider this as an advice.
Goldie:Miss Susan Harvey,i respect your courage but can't you see,you are not talented.Music is just not your thing,you think wearing revealing clothes and exposing your breast sells albums,wake up girl,this is Naija.[we love the view though].I won't write much about you because you are a woman and am sure your present predicament is the handiwork of a man who has been lying to you endlessly...oh you have the voice of an angel,you are so talented..blah..blah..blah..Hell no girlfriend,you are not.Here's my verdict,stop wasting your money,seems to me you love cosmetics since you use them in abundance in your videos like you get it for free[Maybe Toni Payne is your friend],a career in cosmetology or something related could do you some good.Please,don't sing again.Please.
Terry ''G'':Those who are close to me would be surprised Terry made my list because i am such a huge fan of this spiritual mad man like he calls himself.Undoubtedly one of Naija most talented musician and producer,the free me master and the king of swagger and commercial himself is just not giving himself the right image.He really needs to work on it,He should get a publicist and project a positive image.He should stop stressing his love for marijuana,he is not the only one that smokes that crap.You don't smoke as much as some other Naija artist[Ask Tu**** and Wan** C**l] that we know so stop acting as if your success is based on what you smoke.The other thing is that you need to concentrate on writing and singing your own songs,you do too much collaboration as if your career depends on it.All the best Mr ginger ginger.
The concluding part will be published next week.Have a great weekend folk.Love you all.
The concluding part will be published next week.Have a great weekend folk.Love you all.
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